Alien: Hello Earthling. Thank you for conversing with me.
Me: Your welcome
Alien: May I ask you a few questions?
Me: Ofcource!
Alien: I have never been to earth before, can you tell me a bit about it? What are some beautiful and interesting places I should visit?
Me: Earth is kind of confusing, it is still growing and changing in many ways. You should go to Center Park, its like the biggest park in all of New York.
Me again: What is your planet like?
Alien: Its big and green, it looks like there's trees all over the place.
Alien again: You humans seem like you're very angry with each-other. I watched people walk down the street and most people didn't even look at each-other! Why is that?
Me: We humans as you call us don't look at each other because we do not all know each other as friends or anything else.
Me again: What's it like on your planet when you walk around?
Alien: Well we all know each other for one thing. If we see someone walking and we pass them, we always end up talking with each other.
Alien again: Why does your home country go to war with other countries?
Me: Because there are some countries that the president thinks are making nuclear weapons.
Alien: It seems to me that what you call marshmallows are the best thing to eat on your planet. Why do you not eat these every day?
Me: We do not eat marshmallows every day because some of us do not like eating that, and the ones that do like it eat it sometimes because they do not like get
ting fat.
Me again: What do you eat on your planet?
Alien: We drink pee and eat caca every day.
Alien again: It seems to me that you do not treat earth very well. I see people throwing their trash on the ground, cutting down forests, and burning dirty coal to make electricity. Why do humans not care about earth? Is anyone doing anything about it?
Me: Some people do care about the earth, but others don't.
